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      When Morganne came to the kitchen for breakfast next morning, it was to find Bess apparently in a sour mood.       "Mr. Collins is going to hold a party," she informed Morganne, with a tight-lipped grimace, as though having parties was a distasteful thing to do.  "Lucy is positively skipping through the house."       Morganne noticed that Bess was filling up a large basket with cheeses and small pies and other foods.         "Are you preparing for a picnic?" Morganne asked.    

You deserve better Than to be a punchline     or a punching bag I know you can poke fun at yourself I know you have been through a lot     and seen and heard it all But maybe Just maybe You can still have your feelings hurt After all There is a man behind the iconic name A human being behind the legendary face Other people see     Arrogant     Untalented     Fat     Egotistical Yes - You may be deterorating on the outside (Because you are human) Yes - You may be flawed on the inside (Because you are real) Other people see     Arrogant     Untalented     Fat     Egotistical I see an amazing three-dimensional man Eternally beau

I saw someone else's deviation about having a conversation with "Cleverbot" so I gave it a try.  He's not programmed very well.  Here's a transcript of our deep, profound conversation ("User" is me, of course.) User: Hai guise. Cleverbot: Hai cleverbot. User: What is this I dont even. Cleverbot: You don't even what? User: Meme fail. Cleverbot: Même to. User: You always know the right thing to say. Cleverbot: Oppi saksa keel selgeks räibe. User: Wow. You totally get me. Cleverbot: No no no :p. User: I know, right? Cleverbot: Do you know scott pilgrim? User: I did his mom. Cleverbot: Do you know majoras mask. User: Llam